Monday, April 9, 2012

Brain School

Mateo and Grandma walking down the hallway after preschool this morning...

"Grandma, did you know dinosaurs are only babies for 10 days?"
"Really, Mateo? How do you know that?"
"Oh, I just know."
"But how do you know?"
"Well, my brain knows."
"And how does your brain know?"
"Oh. Well, there's a school in there."

Makes perfect sense to me!

Mateo watching a little "Dancing with the Stars" before bed tonight after his first soccer practice. The new Diet Pepsi commercial starring Sofia Vergara comes on. Mateo watches, then says,

"Daddy, your girlfriend was just on TV!"

Hilarious!